- "If you have banking to do, use the machine."
- "Go do some legitimate banking already."
- "You ain't jacking this joint. Beat it, noob."
- —The Guard
The Guard is one of the three employees inside the Dimension Banks branch on the third island. He guards the door leading to the back area of the bank. In Stick RPG 2, the player cannot access the back area or rob the bank. He is guarding the door at all times and his dialogue references that fact that the player can't rob the bank, unlike the first game Stick RPG.